Showing posts with label News in Brief(2)- Business. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News in Brief(2)- Business. Show all posts
Corporate pharmacies refuse to sell ice bags to drive-thru customers
“If they can’t walk in because they hurt themselves, they can instead purchase pain killers. Otherwise, fuck `em.”
GUY WHO STOLE YOUR CREDIT DESPERATELY WANTS TO GIVE IT BACK
"I can't even get approved for a fucking Ralph's card."
TO SCARE OLD PEOPLE INTO BUYING MORE LIFE INSURANCE, `MET LIFE` CHANGES NAME TO `MEET DEATH`
“New company mascot to be the Grim Reaper.”
`FOLLOW ME`, a spin-off line of pants from Juicy, recalled for number of stalker complaints
In an effort to bolster the Juicy brand, "Follow me" had undesirable effects. "We plastered it in the same font and size as "Juicy," but it got all the wrong reactions. "I don't understand," said Milan, local Carribou coffee frequenter. "How can I get a restraining order when I was just doing what I'm told." John Anderson echoed a similar notion. {licking lips} "I like to follow directions." The recall includes all pants sized x-small, small, and medium.
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