All
around the nation, democrats and gang bangers are calling for guns to be taken
out of law abiding citizen’s hands. “The second amendment is outdated,” Amy
Barrow, longtime democrat shouted during a rally. Knife, 5-year gang member, echoed
a similar sentiment. “I’m sick of these gun-toting Republicans. How many of my
brothers gotta get shot breaking into their homes?!”
“Mass
murder is a nation-wide problem that needs to be analyzed and addressed,” a TV
pundit for CNN said during her heartfelt broadcast. When notified that the
majority of mass shooters (shooting 4 or more people) in 2019 were gang
affiliated, the TV pundit launched into a diatribe about how the first
amendment is an excuse for hate speech and that some stat’s support a hateful
agenda.
A local news reporter attempted to ask Joe Biden, presidential democratic hopeful, his take on the matter, but he got too close and was almost shot by Biden’s security staff.
A local news reporter attempted to ask Joe Biden, presidential democratic hopeful, his take on the matter, but he got too close and was almost shot by Biden’s security staff.
A
British telegram that’s been heavily censored from the history books surfaced
recently that has put Democrats and Gang Bangers alike at ease “Trust your
government, trust we know what’s good for you, and let us have the guns. What’s
the worst that could happen?” –Unknown English monarch to George Washington in
1775.
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