What began as an efficient way to cut pumpkins has turned
into a national nightmare. “I’m sorry,” said Sir Brecobi Guillotine, inventor of the horrific
killing machine. “I really thought the Guillotine would be a neat way to hack off stubborn
pumpkin vines.” Arch-bishop Zackarius Promethius said from the start
the idea was to chop off heads. “Of course we didn’t tell the inventors. We went
with pumpkins since the stalk’s strength is comparable to a human neck, however
we were worried about the girth.” Fortunately, Brecobi used a blade that could
chop even the fattest of necks.” Replied Brecobi, “I thought maybe we could expand my invention
to include slicing watermelon. Can we at least rename it?” As of press time, a weary-eyed Brecobi is working on The Brecobi which is a
guillotine that can be simultaneously operated by the user.
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